Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask
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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Description

Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift FlaskBreak Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary. The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when its time to pull the lever. Designed for those whove heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade,

Break Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary.

The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when it’s time to pull the lever. Designed for those who’ve heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s ideal for off-duty moments, shift gifts, station laughs, or anyone who knows how quickly things escalate.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, first responders, or anyone who lives life one alarm at a time.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — because false alarms are bad enough without spills.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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Kwhitt
Boise, US
★★★★★ 4
Great alternative to a washcloth
Size: Large
Love the exfoliating texture! I have them on automatic delivery. I have ditched washcloths and loofahs for these. Hold soap well. Dry quickly. Hang from the tag. Last the whole month without falling apart. A little expensive but I think they are worth it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2025
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CynthiaP
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Love these Exfoliating Sponges
Size: Large
These sponges do a great job. Love the colors. They are not to rough on the skin. You do not have to press down to hard to get smooth skin. They are well worth buying.
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TexasRee
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent for rough dry skin
Size: Large
I love this product. I use these exfoliating scrubs with the Tree Hut Vitamin C Shea Sugar Scrub, . My legs had been looking really dry and rough and really horrible. I had to figure out what to do about it. This product with the scrub really did the job. In fact a friend was over--i was in the recliner and had my legs and she asked if I had hose on because my legs were so smooth! (Her birthday is next month so I will order these products for her!)
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Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2025
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Jennifer M.
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent!
Size: Large
Works very well!! Love it!!
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Julia Robinson
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 3
Description not clear
So these are like exfoliation sponges - with a handle. I throughly they were cloths. I was surprised to see that when it arrived. Also, it said “assorted colors,” so I expected 3 different colors. We got 2 orange and 1 green. Also, I’m not sure how to keep these clean. We ran one through the wash, but it got soft and exfoliated less. But, it is like a sponge, so I don’t completely trust it to stay clean. It works, though. I like the handle especially. It exfoliates nicely, without feeling like sand paper. A couple other brands I tried are either way too rough or too soft. This was just right. Can be used on the face. Just wish the description was clearer
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Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2023

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