Snarky Bird Hand Towel

Snarky Bird Hand Towel"If I were a bird, I know who Id shit on." Two bluebirds, one brutally honest truth. This towel is perfect for bird lovers with a wicked sense of humor and a soft spot for sassy decor. Equal parts cheeky and charming, its the kind of feathered statement that makes your kitchen or bathroom singand snark. Feathered Options: Flour Sack 28 x 29: light, crisp, and petty as a backyard jay Waffle Weave 15 x 26: textured and ideal for birdwatch gossip

"If I were a bird, I know who I’d shit on."

Two bluebirds, one brutally honest truth. This towel is perfect for bird lovers with a wicked sense of humor and a soft spot for sassy decor. Equal parts cheeky and charming, it’s the kind of feathered statement that makes your kitchen or bathroom sing—and snark.

Feathered Options:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and petty as a backyard jay
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and ideal for birdwatch gossip
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and ready for splashy shade

Nesting Notes:
• Other towel colors may be available on request
• Wash before use—because even bluebirds like things fresh
• Polyester thread is resistant to light bleaching (bird-tested tough)
• All towels are handmade to order, no two alike—just like feathers
• Customizations may have an additional charge, a true songbird tax

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