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Satan Calling: 365 Days of Wicked Witticism & Wisdom

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Satan Calling: 365 Days of Wicked Witticism & WisdomThis little book of Satanic reflections and affirmations contains wisdom from some of the strongest Warlocks and Sorceresses now occupying this realm of existence. Founded in 1966, Satanism is the original self help philosophy. It is based on human nature, glorifying our joys and accomplishments, as well as admitting our foibles and failings. WARNING: This book has nothing to do with Christian moralizing, 12 step programs or guilt based modifications

This little book of Satanic reflections and affirmations contains wisdom from some of the strongest Warlocks and Sorceresses now occupying this realm of existence. Founded in 1966, Satanism is the original self-help philosophy. It is based on human nature, glorifying our joys and accomplishments, as well as admitting our foibles and failings. WARNING: This book has nothing to do with Christian moralizing, 12-step programs or guilt-based modifications to your life. We emphasize indulgence rather than submitting to an endless litany of judgements and shalt nots. This unassuming tome is your guiding grimoire and your truth. Carry it with you; open it at random and find exactly what you need to hear at this very moment. We whisperÑin your nightmares and in fog-shrouded cemeteries, but only to those who are ready to hear. Listen to the secrets offered by the ocean waves and sighing trees.

-- Blanche Barton

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Aimee Rohn
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
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A little small but my dog loved them. Does not hold up to a shredder though. Perfect for typical toy lovers
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Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2026
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Barbara Redcay
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Well made, sturdy toys
Color: 3 Pack Donkey Goat Dog
So cute! Sturdy too, great for tugs of war.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Jordan
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
None of the stuffing pulled out
I have 3 dogs. 1 is very gentle w/ stuffed toys. 1 is new to us and very anxious and kept stealing things like water bottles to gnaw on. And 1 destroys every stuffed toy we have ever brought into the house. We bought these for the anxious one. She was recently adopted and very people shy and afraid of the world around her. She doesn't know how to play with people and she's terrified if you try to throw a ball or if you squeak a squeaker, but we also needed something durable enough for her chewing that would be safe for her and could also withstand the toy destroyer possibly getting hold of it. They've been playing with these for a few months now and the most damage is that some of the rope necks are a bit frayed and a lot of the fuzz on the outside is gone, but none of them have been torn open. And the squeakers are in there in a way that it's hard to make them squeak if not doing so intentionally. The 1 dog can have plush toys again, the 1 dog can gnaw and chew to reduce her anxiety and the 3rd can chew and attack it without me having to clean up stuffing all the time
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Reviewed in the United States on August 6, 2022
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Christane Huddleston
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
Very durable
Color: 3 Pack Donkey Giraffe Dog
For some reason I thought they would be a little bigger but I have to say they are very durable. My Saint Bernard has not shredded them to pieces yet. Normally the toys last a day or two but he still has them after 3 weeks. 👍
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
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Dana R.
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Well made and seem durable
Color: 3 Pack Donkey Goat Dog
Cute and my dogs love them !
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026

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