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Poetry for Neanderthals Pop Culture EditionIt is nice to be a poet. And it is also nice to be a Neanderthal. But it is less nice to be both at the same time As a poet, you like to recite profound prose, such as: The imposing Woolly Mammoth mocks my small, hairless body. But as a Neanderthal, you can only say: Big strong thing with much hair laughs at me for me is small and bald. Your problem is that, as a Neanderthal, you dont know any words with more than one syllable. The problem for your
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★★★★★ 3
Good but heavy smell
Item Package Quantity: 1
I will keep using this bc it works and the sprayer is sooo nice but the smell is so overwhelming. It’s not a bad smell but it’s just so heavy. I’ll use this one but I don’t see myself repurchasing.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good but confusing instructions
It is very glowy. After spraying this on my husband commented on why I was sweating so much 😹 I told him it’s my face mist spf. I have very dry and very sensitive skin and this has not broken me out (yet). I’ve used it for about a week now. I don’t know how much sun protection I’m really getting though. And reapplying it all through out the day, esp in the summer will lead to very very oily looking skin.
It’s also confusing because it says do not spray directly onto face. (?) I just hold my breath and close my eyes tightly before I put my mascara on and spray this. So far it’s been helpful with not making my make up look cakey. There is a smell but it’s not a bad smell, slightly fruity and the smell of spf. If you are sensitive to smells this might not be for you.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful!
Item Package Quantity: 1
This makes your skin glow. Smells amazing. I’m older and in my 50s and it is great sun coverage and brightener. I will 100% keep using this.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So refreshing, you’ll forget it’s sunscreen.
This stuff is fantastic. I love the super fine mist and how easily the pump works. It is soo refreshing and smells like fresh coconut. Ot doesn’t sting or burn my sensitive eyes, and it leaves my skin feeling revitalized and moisturized, not sticky or tacky. It feels amazing when it’s hot outside and you need a quick refresh and it won’t disturb my makeup. Coola is becoming one of my favorite sunscreen brands.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 31, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful hot weather spritz
Size: 1.7 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I used this on a recent cruise to the Mediterranean. A lovely spritz on a hot day really was so refreshing! I highly recommend it! And it smells so good!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026